A Strategic Proposal
Why you should seriously consider this Proposal from Naveen.
Presented with high rigor and minimal sanity.
No interruptions - Questions at the End
The Thesis
"What did the Goat say about Friendship????"
- Taylor Swift (via the internet)
WHY DATE ME?
I am Loyal
You dont have to worry about me cheating cuz I hate everyone
I am antisocial, I watch brainrot and not the type to do it.
WHY DATE ME?
I Can Cook
I'm very calm and can cook very well.
I could literally do this for you every day.
WHY DATE ME?
Laugh at Same Jokes
We always laugh at the same jokes.
I respect your aggressive wild humour.
WHY DATE ME?
Know the Love Languages
I am proficient in a number of love languages.
All 5 to be exact.
WHY DATE ME?
I Love Pets
I love cats, dogs, birds... and you.
Cats and Dogs Love me - Massive Flex
Biggest green flag ever imo.
WHY DATE ME?
I'm down for pretty much anything
• Gol Gappa? Yes. Corner House? Absolutely.
• Drinking competition? Count me in, I'll help us win.
• Load's of outdoor dates.
• Duet dance.
plus im athletic so stamina is never an issue for me.
WHY DATE ME?
I Am Strong
I can protect you from Gandhe log.
TOGETHER WE COULD...
Pickleball
You'll teach me!
TOGETHER WE COULD...
Dye Your Hair Red
I know you like to dye it red.
We can do it together.
TOGETHER WE COULD...
Binge Watch
The Office and Hera Pheri.
(I remember.)
TOGETHER WE COULD...
Build Your Personal Website
It's pending for a while.
We'll do it together with beers.
TOGETHER WE COULD...
Go on a Trek
We can go on trek together.
And watch the sunrise.
The Conclusion
I'm pretty. You're hot.
Together, we'd be pretty hot.
The Decision Matrix
Will you be my Valentine and help me ruin this friendship properly?
YAYYY!
Mission Accomplished. Friendship status: RUINED (successfully).
See you on Feb 14th!